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On October 15,2006 between 2:00pm and 3:30pm I will deliver my speech at the American Association for Cancer Education on my research’s findings.
On October 15,2006 by 9:00pm I will be pissed drunk.
That following weekend I will be recovering from the week that was spent with Jack, Mr. Jager (drink it enough and you know that’s its name), the Captain, the Goose that swam over Parrot’s Bay and my friends
October 28,2006 I will be taking on my co-worker Jenny to see who can drink whom under the table.
October 30, 2006 I may or may not go to work.
That’s it folks. Be sure to hang with me if you can.
“I pledge allegiance to alcohol, and to the Alcoholic for which it stands. One Patty, under the table, indivisible by sobriety, with ibuprofen and water for all”
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The first post is usually written with whimsical bashful sense that is really covering up my complete blank. I have a template that is supposed to make you think I am completely serious about this blog and I will be writing “important” blogs. In truth this blog is just meant to be a replacement for my bonded paper journals. Strings and HTML are a lot easier to keep ordered than fuel for my non-existent fire place. Speaking of which, new place-new blog. Wait – I wasn’t talking about it. I moved into a studio. That’s right, I am now living alone. The “pad” is MINE and of course I have no idea how I am going to decorate…. I got a great side table from Bombay that is strategically placed under my gorgeous windows with amazing curtains draped over them. So maybe I do have an idea for MY place, and maybe I do have more ideas for these posts. Have you noticed they are not called blogs? they are POSTS. Yes WordPress, I get what “look” you are trying to go for. Lexus is to Toyota what WordPress is to Modblog.